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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 56
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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 56


Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 56

by F1exican

42 Comments

  6. ra-ra-rasputin-lover

    It’s crazy that the entire thing this has been going on I’ve moved states and started working on the line for the first time in 5 years, have found my groove and am back in the swing of and enjoying hospo again.
    Power to you chef, the chives are incredible

  8. HufflepuffStuff

    Good morning, chef! These are gorgeous. I fear we may be nearing the end

  9. herladyshipssoap

    I hate that I’m awake right now, but good morning chef!

  10. FetsdelG

    I’ll tell my grandchildren about the Chive Lord ruling and his grand victory.

  12. sparekidd

    What’s insane to me is how fiiiiiine they are getting. Week 1 chives were thick.

  14. AfroDizzyAct

    I feel like Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting

  15. EternalMoonChild

    So happy to see this in my feed this morning

  16. Guilty_Opening5541

    I thought it was done. Who deemed them not perfect yesterday?

  17. thenextbrain

    Chef is cooking with the new knife. It’s only a matter of time.

  20. derpiederpslikederp

    We are witnessing the ascension of the ChiveLord

  23. mensgarb

    Did /u/KarmaKrazi get their FTA bonus for working through the shutdown?

  25. sigjnf

    10 minutes in is wild! Hello, F1exican! Remember we love you no matter how perfect or unperfect the chives are. The perfect chives are the friends met along the way.

  29. Freakazoidandroid

    Maybe the lesson we’ve all learned is that “perfect” is a perception based on individual perspective. His chives are immaculate.

  33. lilwook2992

    Yall ever think about how there’s probably people out there eating u/F1exican’s famous cut chives and don’t even know it? Like what if one of us gets these chives on our morning eggs

  34. Engaged-20-Times

    Everyone is literally finding the same chive… are we down to one chive?!? He missed ONE CHIVE?!? The end is very near…

  35. fastestman4704

    Finally, some chives at a sensible hour for British people to judge you.

    Jolly good work old bean.

  40. tehjoz

    ![gif](giphy|W8veHTLbp6A56h8qhZ)

    Reporters, get Muscle Busted.

  41. SidheCreature

    Chef, you’re dangerously close to teaching me that if I just put in effort and practice everyday I can improve any skill I put my mind to.

    Rude.